My #1 theory at the moment is: James May. Nick's hair and James May's hair are basically identical and becoming more identical by the minute/millimetre.
This James May theory (the James May Theory, if you will) is broken up into two smaller competing theories, both of them equally likely.
1. James May drove so slowly that he went back in time and became a younger version of himself, and this younger James May is actually what we're seeing when we look at Nick. (I don't know where the real Nick went, I need to invent another theory to explain that but I'm too busy at the moment.)
2. Nick is getting into character to play James May in an upcoming Broadway musical based on Top Gear called Jeremy and the Amazing Technicolour Bugatti Veyron.
FURTHER EXPLANATIONS? PLEASE CONTRIBUTE TO OUR UNDERSTANDING IN THESE DARK AND HAIRY TIMES.
I REALLY hope this is allowed because I need TONS of your help! (If it's not however, please tell me, and I'll immediately delete this post).
Along with my friend Michellemhelstrom, I've started an online petition to get Muse and Franz Ferdinand to come and play a concert in El Salvador/Central America. What I'm asking of you is to PLEASE sign it, link it to the world (lol) and help us get as many signatures as posible, so that when we get enough, we might be able to send it to Franz and Muse for it to come to their attention; and therefore get them to do something about it. You guys, it's been my longlife dream to see Muse and Franz Ferdinand live, and sadly I don't have enough money to follow them to Rome or travel half the world to say they are my Muuuse(haha) so:
So, my friends and I may have been drinking or something when we watched all those commentary interviews on the Tonight DVD. And struck by a moment of sheer brilliance, I created a text file so that we could remember the important parts.